Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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