Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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