At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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