it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
