I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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Goodbee
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
