well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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