You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
In other news, I just burned my penis
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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