i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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