Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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