need another drink. this is the easiest way
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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