last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
zippers are such a cool invention
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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