I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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