Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My friends, they love my intelligence
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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