Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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