We named our party play list daddy issues
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
