"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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