love makes seman taste better
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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