The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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