The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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