Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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