Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm having to shit out rocks
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