The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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