You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
