Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Please don't give away my fajitas
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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