fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize