Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
