let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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