Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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