btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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