It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
