Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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