69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I can't put those talents on a resume
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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