Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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