I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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