absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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