I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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