Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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