Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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