i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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