if i died would you start the facebook group?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
