I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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