Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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