nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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