Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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