I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
