I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize