they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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