New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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