We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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