I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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