Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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