just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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